CRASHING OUT SINCE 2026 TEE
Because if you’re going down… you might as well sell merch while doing it.
When the internet says you’re crashing out, you don’t apologize… you monetize.
This unapologetically chaotic tee turns peak controversy into wearable legend, blending satire, self-awareness, and pure cultural irreverence into one gloriously unhinged statement piece.
Featuring the soon-to-be iconic flaming plane graphic, bold “Running Out of Ideas Since 2006” energy, and “Crashing Out Since 2026” battle cry.
Whether you’re:
- spiraling publicly
- pivoting aggressively
- or simply counting down one of the funniest crash-outs of the century (so far)...
…this shirt says what everyone’s already thinking.
Giving back, one crash out at a time ❤️
Net proceeds from this shirt will be donated to charity through MojoGives, helping turn internet chaos into real-world impact. Because even the wildest moments can do some good.
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.79 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ½ | 18 |
| M | 28 ¾ | 20 |
| L | 29 ¾ | 22 |
| XL | 30 ¾ | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
| LENGTH (cm) | WIDTH (cm) | |
| S | 69.9 | 45.7 |
| M | 73 | 50.8 |
| L | 75.6 | 55.9 |
| XL | 78.1 | 61 |
| 2XL | 81.3 | 66 |
| 3XL | 83.8 | 71.1 |